Listen, if your spouse sent you out to get a small reasonable barbecue, then just bring home this one! Technically, because of the two independent cook boxes, it's a small and medium barbecue just slapped together. They'll never even notice the gigantic other side of the barbecue if you simply cover it or stand in front of it for the rest of your life.
If you've failed at hiding the awesomeness of the Regal XL, then just tell that spouse of yours the great features of it! One cook box is equipped with cast-iron cooking grids whereas the other has 9mm stainless steel grids. Better yet, you even get a 15,000 BTUs rear burner, a premium rotisserie kit, and a 10,000 BTUs side burner! What's not to love about this monster of a grill? If the spouse is still stubborn after all that... well, there's probably some sort of barbecue counselling for that.
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