Show some love for your dear old father and brand his behind... I mean... get him this brander. This custom rolled steel branding iron will let your old man mark his territory on every steak he grills. To get the perfect mark, just mist some oil onto the meat and firmly press the heated brander into the steak. It's as simple as that.
It's quite possibly the greatest Father's Day gift. For any other holiday or occassion, it still makes a perfect gift for any dad or father-to-be. Or, if you have one of those freaky relationships with your food and they speak to you saying, "call me daddy". Well, I suppose you can do that too (but we urge you to seek help).