Blessed be the person who provides the bacon. That whom is kind enough to share such splendor amongst his or her friends. Whether such gifts are peameal or not, we shall rejoice in the mouth watering goodness. Thou hast who devoured too much bacon shall not be shunned, but rather shown the utmost love and appreciation for accomplishing such a feat. Today, we honour all those who brace their stomachs for the heavenly boon that is: bacon.
Seriously though, you can never use too much bacon. Even if you wrapped bacon around a bacon wrapped bacon burger with bacon for buns. It’s still not enough. Showcase how much you love bacon with this one size fits all Attitude Apron.