To explain the pure awesomeness of this ThermoWorks thermometer, we've decided to dish out our horrible rhyming skills. We're certain you'll understand:
With readings produced quick with ease, this thermometer seeks to please. Five to six seconds is all it will take, so you can be sure you'll get a break. With speeds just as fast as a rocket, it's amazing it can even fit in your pocket. Calibration is also easily adjustable, just keep it away from any combustible. Water resistance ensures true might, and you can even swap Celsius to Fahrenheit! Trust us when we say this thermometer is the real deal, it is truly all you'll need to perfect your next meal.