Weber Performer Deluxe - This is going to happen to you. A vegetarian will appear at your barbecue. He or she will look deep into your carnivorous eyes and demand to be fed. And you just know that offering them a peanut butter and banana sandwich is not going to cut it.
So what to do? You give them that head tilt and shoulder move that says, no problem. You push the burgers and bangers around on the grill to cause a little flare up. Just enough for some drama. You place a (still frozen) veggie burger, a Portobello mushroom and an Yves kind of wiener on the indirect grilling part of your grill.
Then you bluff your way through the rest of your cookout. After all, you're a charcoal barbecue griller. And you've got a Weber. A beautiful SOB of a Performer. What could possibly go wrong?