Hi Mr. Friar,
The thing to do is to get her to watch this remix of William Shatner's turkey frying video (yes, that William Shatner). If that doesn't convince her -- nothing will.
If any of you turkey frying rookies out there have questions about how to deep fry your bird, just call us and ask for Shawn. Either Shawn in south Calgary or Sean in Oakville have the knowledge and experience you should feel free to tap into.