Brander The Clapper Tong - You deserve a round of applause. Yes you. You've taken on the task of being the grill master! It sounds like a petty feat, but the job comes with a lot of pressure.
All those judgy little taste buds waiting to critique your feast. You just keep your head high and your chin up. Rest assured that if no one else applauds for your work, you can make your tongs clap for you. That will make it all better, right?