We love grilling. Do you love grilling? We love grilling. Show off your love for grilling by branding literally everything you toss onto your barbecue! It may be a tad difficult branding your asparagus, but at least you can show off some love on your steaks. To get the perfect marks, just press firmly into the meat after misting some oil onto it.
We also understand you may want to brand your loved ones with your undying affection. But remember, that may just classify as some sort of assault. Do your best to refrain from that, okay?