Step aside macho men, it's time for the grilling queens to make their mark. Just mist your meat with some oil and firmly press this branding iron into it to show everyone who made their perfect steak. Best part about this specific branding iron is that it doubles as a "MOM" and a "WOW" branding iron. If you sat there thinking about how that is, then prepare for your brain to explode: flip it upside down!
Remember, you've got to heat this sucker up first! You can't go around trying to brand people's butts with "MOM" with a cold end. That just won't cut it.